From Phobos D'thorga, 1 Year ago, written in Bash.
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[root@arctic phobosdthorga]# free -m
              total        used        free      shared  buff/cache   available
Mem:          32000         342       31264           9         394       31281
Swap:         11991           0       11991
lshw -short
H/W path           Device     Class      Description
====================================================
                              system     XS23-TY3 (To Be Filled By O.E.M.)
/0                            bus        Motherboard
/0/1                          memory     64KiB BIOS
/0/5                          processor  Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU           L5639  @ 2.13GHz
/0/5/6                        memory     384KiB L1 cache
/0/5/7                        memory     1536KiB L2 cache
/0/5/8                        memory     12MiB L3 cache
/0/9                          processor  Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU           L5639  @ 2.13GHz
/0/9/a                        memory     384KiB L1 cache
/0/9/b                        memory     1536KiB L2 cache
/0/9/c                        memory     12MiB L3 cache
/0/1a                         memory     32GiB System Memory
/0/1a/0                       memory     DIMM [empty]
/0/1a/1                       memory     DIMM [empty]
/0/1a/2                       memory     DIMM [empty]
/0/1a/3                       memory     DIMM [empty]
/0/1a/4                       memory     16GiB DIMM 1066 MHz (0.9 ns)
/0/1a/5                       memory     DIMM [empty]
/0/1a/6                       memory     DIMM [empty]
/0/1a/7                       memory     DIMM [empty]
/0/1a/8                       memory     DIMM [empty]
/0/1a/9                       memory     DIMM [empty]
/0/1a/a                       memory     16GiB DIMM 1066 MHz (0.9 ns)
/0/1a/b                       memory     DIMM [empty]
/0/100                        bridge     5500 I/O Hub to ESI Port
/0/100/1                      bridge     5520/5500/X58 I/O Hub PCI Express Root Port 1
/0/100/1/0         em1        network    82576 Gigabit Network Connection
/0/100/1/0.1       em2        network    82576 Gigabit Network Connection
/0/100/3                      bridge     5520/5500/X58 I/O Hub PCI Express Root Port 3
/0/100/7                      bridge     5520/5500/X58 I/O Hub PCI Express Root Port 7
/0/100/13                     generic    7500/5520/5500/X58 I/O Hub I/OxAPIC Interrupt Controller
/0/100/14                     generic    7500/5520/5500/X58 I/O Hub System Management Registers
/0/100/14.1                   generic    7500/5520/5500/X58 I/O Hub GPIO and Scratch Pad Registers
/0/100/14.2                   generic    7500/5520/5500/X58 I/O Hub Control Status and RAS Registers
/0/100/14.3                   generic    7500/5520/5500/X58 I/O Hub Throttle Registers
/0/100/16                     generic    5520/5500/X58 Chipset QuickData Technology Device
/0/100/16.1                   generic    5520/5500/X58 Chipset QuickData Technology Device
/0/100/16.2                   generic    5520/5500/X58 Chipset QuickData Technology Device
/0/100/16.3                   generic    5520/5500/X58 Chipset QuickData Technology Device
/0/100/16.4                   generic    5520/5500/X58 Chipset QuickData Technology Device
/0/100/16.5                   generic    5520/5500/X58 Chipset QuickData Technology Device
/0/100/16.6                   generic    5520/5500/X58 Chipset QuickData Technology Device
/0/100/16.7                   generic    5520/5500/X58 Chipset QuickData Technology Device
/0/100/1d                     bus        82801JI (ICH10 Family) USB UHCI Controller #1
/0/100/1d/1        usb2       bus        UHCI Host Controller
/0/100/1d/1/2                 input      USB Keyboard
/0/100/1d.1                   bus        82801JI (ICH10 Family) USB UHCI Controller #2
/0/100/1d.1/1      usb3       bus        UHCI Host Controller
/0/100/1d.2                   bus        82801JI (ICH10 Family) USB UHCI Controller #3
/0/100/1d.2/1      usb4       bus        UHCI Host Controller
/0/100/1d.7                   bus        82801JI (ICH10 Family) USB2 EHCI Controller #1
/0/100/1d.7/1      usb1       bus        EHCI Host Controller
/0/100/1d.7/1/5               bus        Generic Hub
/0/100/1d.7/1/5/1             input      Virtual Keyboard and Mouse
/0/100/1e                     bridge     82801 PCI Bridge
/0/100/1e/4                   display    ASPEED Graphics Family
/0/100/1f                     bridge     82801JIR (ICH10R) LPC Interface Controller
/0/100/1f.2        scsi0      storage    82801JI (ICH10 Family) SATA AHCI Controller
/0/100/1f.2/0      /dev/sda   disk       4TB ST4000DM005-2DP1
/0/100/1f.2/0/0    /dev/sda   disk       4TB
/0/100/1f.2/0/0/1  /dev/sda1  volume     1023KiB BIOS Boot partition
/0/100/1f.2/0/0/2  /dev/sda2  volume     1999MiB EXT4 volume
/0/100/1f.2/0/0/3  /dev/sda3  volume     78GiB RAID partition
/0/100/1f.2/0/0/4  /dev/sda4  volume     11GiB RAID partition
/0/100/1f.2/0/0/5  /dev/sda5  volume     3634GiB RAID partition
/0/100/1f.2/1      /dev/sdb   disk       4TB ST4000DM005-2DP1
/0/100/1f.2/1/0    /dev/sdb   disk       4TB
/0/100/1f.2/1/0/1  /dev/sdb1  volume     1023KiB BIOS Boot partition
/0/100/1f.2/1/0/2  /dev/sdb2  volume     1999MiB EXT4 volume
/0/100/1f.2/1/0/3  /dev/sdb3  volume     78GiB RAID partition
/0/100/1f.2/1/0/4  /dev/sdb4  volume     11GiB RAID partition
/0/100/1f.2/1/0/5  /dev/sdb5  volume     3634GiB RAID partition
/0/100/1f.3                   bus        82801JI (ICH10 Family) SMBus Controller
/0/101                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series QuickPath Architecture Generic Non-core Registers
/0/102                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series QuickPath Architecture System Address Decoder
/0/103                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series QPI Link 0
/0/104                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series QPI Physical 0
/0/105                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Mirror Port Link 0
/0/106                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Mirror Port Link 1
/0/107                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series QPI Link 1
/0/108                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series QPI Physical 1
/0/109                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Registers
/0/10a                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Target Address Decoder
/0/10b                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller RAS Registers
/0/10c                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Test Registers
/0/10d                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 0 Control
/0/10e                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 0 Address
/0/10f                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 0 Rank
/0/110                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 0 Thermal Control
/0/111                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 1 Control
/0/112                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 1 Address
/0/113                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 1 Rank
/0/114                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 1 Thermal Control
/0/115                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 2 Control
/0/116                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 2 Address
/0/117                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 2 Rank
/0/118                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 2 Thermal Control
/0/119                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series QuickPath Architecture Generic Non-core Registers
/0/11a                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series QuickPath Architecture System Address Decoder
/0/11b                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series QPI Link 0
/0/11c                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series QPI Physical 0
/0/11d                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Mirror Port Link 0
/0/11e                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Mirror Port Link 1
/0/11f                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series QPI Link 1
/0/120                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series QPI Physical 1
/0/121                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Registers
/0/122                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Target Address Decoder
/0/123                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller RAS Registers
/0/124                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Test Registers
/0/125                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 0 Control
/0/126                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 0 Address
/0/127                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 0 Rank
/0/128                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 0 Thermal Control
/0/129                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 1 Control
/0/12a                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 1 Address
/0/12b                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 1 Rank
/0/12c                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 1 Thermal Control
/0/12d                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 2 Control
/0/12e                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 2 Address
/0/12f                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 2 Rank
/0/130                        bridge     Xeon 5600 Series Integrated Memory Controller Channel 2 Thermal Control
/0/0                          system     PnP device PNP0c01
/0/2                          system     PnP device PNP0b00
/0/3                          system     PnP device PNP0c02
/0/4                          system     PnP device PNP0c02
/0/6                          system     PnP device PNP0c02
/0/7                          system     PnP device PNP0c01
/1                 br0        network    Ethernet interface
[root@arctic phobosdthorga]#